Little Known Sarah Palin Facts

These are hilarious! But they also answer the question, "Why do we love Sarah Palin?"

From Sarah Palin Facts, via Feminine Genius:

• Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.
• Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
• Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
• Sarah Palin pick retroactively makes the theme of #DNC08 “Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead”

Plus:

• It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
  

And finally, my favorite so far:

• Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.