George Carlin on the difference between baseball and football

I just heard that George Carlin died last night, age 71.

Oddly enough, I was just talking about him yesterday, with the dad sitting behind me at one of our many baseball games. We were laughing about Carlin's "Baseball and Football" routine, which is probably the only George Carlin bit I personally know, and which also may be one of his very few 100% clean routines.

For your enjoyment, in honor of baseball season: